symbolize:

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

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apocalyypticpie:

lay1306:

haptickeylogger:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

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Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

This is the place where I belong

bite the shit out of that dick

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Anonymous said: CONGRATS!!!!

On?

Sorry I havent been on lately. But look guys!! Im pregnant! :) 10 weeks, 1 day, as of oct. 5th :)

Sorry I havent been on lately. But look guys!! Im pregnant! :) 10 weeks, 1 day, as of oct. 5th :)

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Anonymous said: Purple and green! :)

Purple and green! :D

unicornmunch:

flurle:

lunarynth:

never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast. 

YOU GO GIRL!

this is beautiful. c’:

unicornmunch:

flurle:

lunarynth:

never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast. 

YOU GO GIRL!

this is beautiful. c’:

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see what your followers think of you.

transparalyze:

  • BLACK = I would date you.
  • GREEN = I think you’re cute.
  • BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
  • GREY = I wish you would notice me.
  • PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  • TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  • ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
  • BROWN = I don’t like you.
  • PINK = I think you are unattractive.
  • RED = I love you with a burning passion.
  • WHITE = MARRY ME.

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